January 2011
going to get drunk and sext eaglescrying
keep your phone on.
coworker poured me another glass of wine
GET LAID
who's awkwardly standing in the kitchen at work...
THIS GUY
who's drinking arbor mist at work?
THIS GUY
pregaming for new years at work
geT WaYsTeD
opening a bottle of wine at work
with a screw and hammer
December 2010
news years with vegan folk bike punx?
boiledbones:
tholos:
no thanXVX
lol what the hell is xvx does that mean they are related to julius ceaser or something
vegan straight edge
news years with vegan folk bike punx?
no thanXVX
i have a $25 gift card to a movie theater
black swan or Yogi Bear 3d
lesbian SEX or bears in 3D
trIppY ViSuaLS or trIppY ViSuaLS
lol just read the plot to Black Swan
shits dumb as fuck
maybe ill get a real job this year
and lose my tumblr gimmick…
nope.
when i feel shitty i look at shoes/boots on ebay
im on ebay right now
i just had to go eat those fries
and miss a post about how cool i am
WHERE DID ACIDBATHS POST ABOUT HOW COOL I AM GO
i didnt get to finish it
i think she said radianthour and i are best bros?
Anonymous asked: What's your secret? Where do you work?
Anonymous asked: What's your secret? Where do you work?
ATTN: TUMBLR USER HARRYMARTINI
We can never be friends again. You threw up on my pillow.
2k11 is all about self improvement part 2
replace half the tobacco with spinach
2k11 is all about self improvement
im drinking orange juice while smoking a cigarette.
i want a burrito
but i dont want to deal with university ave bums right now
me and this girl formed a suicide pact because...
smell u fucKers L8er
fuck this year
except when i was getting my fuck on
2k10
- car broken into
- bass stolen
- laptop broken
- dick wetted
damn
it would be cool if my manager would tell me the pest dudes coming after we close
every time this guy comes in he tells me his...
don’t worry dude, not having a gf is natural for me
ps i am engaged now i have a triple fire opal gold...
ryder-ripps:
!!!!!!
The Goth Text Crew will be waiting for our text invitations to the wedding ceremony.
probably going to embarrass myself and hit on a...
and go home and sleep
new years at a gay bar?
why the hell not
gonna try and get my eff on tomorrow
but it probably won’t happen
what board game should we play
ryder-ripps:
accom[panied by old english and some fat fuken nekos who will prob scatter cards/pieces/tokens but thats sides the point just be on healthy cool alert for neko choking
Jeff Foxworthy’s You Might be a Redneck If… Game
so far the only new years party I know of will be...
hmm….
nope.
Minimal Wage